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  Beau: I saw a store here in Atlanta I think you’d like.

  Beau sends a picture of a store called Earth Fare Rainbow Natural Foods and Health Emporium.

  Piper: Ooh, I bet they have some good stuff. You should go in and treat yourself to a kombucha.

  Beau: I saw a documentary once about how they make that stuff. I still have nightmares.

  Piper: It’s only gross if you think about it.

  Beau: That’s comforting.

  Piper: Honestly, I’m kind of amazed you watched a documentary about kombucha.

  Beau: I was stuck in a hotel room and there was nothing to do. It was that or I Love Lucy reruns.

  Piper: You poor thing.

  Beau: They were talking about you on the news here. Well, it was more like a local talk show gossiping about stuff. But they were talking about you.

  Piper: Really? What did they say?

  Beau: They talked about your YouTube channel and the rumor that you’re developing an app. They shared some of your IG feed and talked about how we’re dating. I’m glad you’re getting some good publicity out of this. Is it helping at all?

  Piper: My subscription numbers are definitely up, so I do think it’s helping. I almost feel bad for taking your money.

  Beau: I notice you said almost.

  Piper: Yep, almost.